I swear this was a real convo I had with Alley...

Alley: Mom, your butt is mad.

Mom(Nikki): Why is my butt mad, Alley?

A: it's mad because it wants cake!

M: Really!?

A: if your butt gets cake, it will be happy! (Then she smacked my butt with her whole hand.)

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